1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,397 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:06,098 --> 00:00:07,870 Easy now. 3 00:00:07,938 --> 00:00:10,485 This show was recorded 10 year ago, 4 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,861 way before techmology was invented. 5 00:00:13,929 --> 00:00:16,606 There is no things that you could never have dreamed of back then... 6 00:00:16,674 --> 00:00:19,659 the iPhone, the iPhone 2, 7 00:00:19,726 --> 00:00:21,238 the iPhone 3, 8 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:24,264 the iPhone 4, the iPhone 5. 9 00:00:24,331 --> 00:00:27,011 Who can even himagine what is coming next? 10 00:00:27,079 --> 00:00:31,555 Techmology means that people don't need to go to the office. 11 00:00:31,623 --> 00:00:36,340 In fact, me Julie now works from home, fanks to her webcam. 12 00:00:36,408 --> 00:00:39,749 She earn four quid 99 for 10 minutes, 13 00:00:39,817 --> 00:00:42,749 and for a tenner, she'll stick anything up her poony. 14 00:00:42,817 --> 00:00:46,423 It is pure profit. The only overheads is bananas, 15 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:49,192 which can still be used afterwards for smoothies, 16 00:00:49,193 --> 00:00:51,672 unless she is put it up her wrong 'un. 17 00:00:51,707 --> 00:00:55,369 Now check out the show, "The Rezurection of Ali G." 18 00:00:55,437 --> 00:00:58,006 Crawb up and govern the ting! Pow! 19 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:25,417 1x08 - Technology 20 00:01:26,418 --> 00:01:29,420 I is ready. 21 00:01:29,487 --> 00:01:31,491 Booyakasha. Check it out. 22 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:35,332 I is here with none other than me main, Buzz Aldrin. 23 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,637 I know this is a sensitive question, 24 00:01:37,705 --> 00:01:41,644 but what was it like not being the first man on the Moon? 25 00:01:41,712 --> 00:01:43,951 Was you ever jealous of Louis Armstrong? 26 00:01:44,018 --> 00:01:47,487 He was Neil Armstrong, and, no, I was not jealous. 27 00:01:47,554 --> 00:01:51,160 - He was a very, very qualified person, yeah. - Or whatever. 28 00:01:51,228 --> 00:01:54,830 So, when you arrived on the Moon, 29 00:01:54,898 --> 00:01:57,202 was the people who lived there very friendly, 30 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:59,471 or was they scared of you? 31 00:01:59,539 --> 00:02:03,842 There was absolutely no thought 32 00:02:03,912 --> 00:02:07,614 of encountering any living being whatsoever. 33 00:02:07,681 --> 00:02:10,920 Do you think man will ever walk on the sun? 34 00:02:10,988 --> 00:02:12,959 No, the sun is too hot. 35 00:02:13,026 --> 00:02:15,661 It is not a good place to go to. 36 00:02:15,728 --> 00:02:19,499 What happens if they went in winter when the sun is cold? 37 00:02:19,567 --> 00:02:21,902 The sun is not cold in the winter. 38 00:02:25,974 --> 00:02:28,810 Me knows you's been axed this a zillion times. 39 00:02:28,878 --> 00:02:31,215 It must really get on your tits, being axed it, 40 00:02:31,283 --> 00:02:33,350 but let's just sort it out. 41 00:02:33,418 --> 00:02:37,058 What do you say to all those conspiracy theorists 42 00:02:37,126 --> 00:02:42,198 who come up to you and say, "Does the Moon really exist"? 43 00:02:44,439 --> 00:02:46,308 I don't think there are very many people 44 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,045 who question whether the Moon exists. 45 00:02:49,113 --> 00:02:52,851 - It exists. - All right, you is heard it here. 46 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,156 It does exist, so all those people out there 47 00:02:55,223 --> 00:02:58,027 who is saying it don't, you is wrong. 48 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:02,401 That's right. The Moon does exist and we went there. 49 00:03:02,469 --> 00:03:04,338 Yo, listen up. 50 00:03:04,406 --> 00:03:08,274 But how do they really know what is exists 51 00:03:08,342 --> 00:03:10,077 and what is the conspiracy things? 52 00:03:10,145 --> 00:03:12,515 'Cause I know I have seen a picture of J.Lo 53 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:15,784 wif two, you know, massive geezers' dongs there, 54 00:03:15,852 --> 00:03:19,356 and apparently it weren't true. 55 00:03:19,424 --> 00:03:21,191 I haven't seen those pictures. 56 00:03:21,259 --> 00:03:23,060 Well, you should check them out. It's amazing. 57 00:03:23,128 --> 00:03:24,695 Okay. 58 00:03:24,763 --> 00:03:26,632 Is you upset that Michael Jackson 59 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:29,769 got all the credit for inventing the moonwalk, 60 00:03:29,836 --> 00:03:33,906 but you is the first geezer ever to actually do it? 61 00:03:33,972 --> 00:03:38,978 Uh, no. You can call things by different names 62 00:03:39,045 --> 00:03:43,351 and you can use the Moon or Mars or Venus, 63 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:46,356 and you can say, "This is the Venus Trot," 64 00:03:46,423 --> 00:03:49,959 but that doesn't mean that it has any connection 65 00:03:50,027 --> 00:03:56,268 to what it would be like for a horse moving on Venus. 66 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:59,240 - Yeah. - The horse could trot on Venus, right? 67 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:03,181 - Except it's very, very hot. - There's horse on Venus? 68 00:04:03,249 --> 00:04:04,750 No, no, no, no. I'm just... 69 00:04:04,817 --> 00:04:07,318 neither is Michael Jackson on the Moon. 70 00:04:12,025 --> 00:04:13,925 I's got a joke. Do you want to hear it? 71 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:16,391 There is a monster from outer space 72 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:19,461 who is going on a trip round the universe. 73 00:04:19,528 --> 00:04:23,397 And 'im goes to the travel booker 74 00:04:23,465 --> 00:04:25,765 to book, like, a hotel on the Moon. 75 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,499 And the travel booker goes, 76 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:30,834 "You can't go to that hotel 'cause the Moon is full." 77 00:04:34,003 --> 00:04:38,674 - That's pretty good. "the Moon is full." - That is so wicked. 78 00:04:38,742 --> 00:04:41,181 That's wicked. 79 00:04:41,249 --> 00:04:43,982 And the opposite of the Moon being full is... 80 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:46,052 - It's empty. - ...the new moon. 81 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,990 - What? - That's when it's dark. 82 00:04:49,058 --> 00:04:51,525 I thought it's funny 'cause it means he's, like, full. 83 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:54,865 - It's, like, been eating stuff. - Yeah, I know, I know. 84 00:04:54,932 --> 00:04:56,899 He's all well full and everything. 85 00:04:56,966 --> 00:04:59,134 No, the hotel is full. 86 00:04:59,202 --> 00:05:03,375 So, that is... why is it funny? 'Cause the hotel is full. 87 00:05:03,443 --> 00:05:06,447 I wasn't sure that it was funny. You said it was funny. 88 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:11,286 - Why is it funny again? - Things are funny or comedic 89 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:15,523 because they mix the real with the absurd. 90 00:05:15,591 --> 00:05:19,465 - No doubt. - And you took the Moon, which is real... 91 00:05:19,532 --> 00:05:24,802 - and the term "full" and you... full... - Full. Yeah. 92 00:05:24,869 --> 00:05:28,609 and you applied that to either the hotel being full 93 00:05:28,677 --> 00:05:33,513 or the person being full, and that's an absurd condition 94 00:05:33,581 --> 00:05:36,412 and that's what makes something funny, 95 00:05:36,479 --> 00:05:40,582 where you mix the absurd with the real. 96 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:43,615 Wicked. So listen up. 97 00:05:43,683 --> 00:05:47,221 You is 'eard about the Moon and about space. 98 00:05:47,289 --> 00:05:49,189 You better learn about these things 99 00:05:49,256 --> 00:05:51,423 from my man Buzz Lightyear here. 100 00:05:51,491 --> 00:05:56,228 So you better realize that these things is important. 101 00:05:56,295 --> 00:05:59,233 Big up yourself, Buzz. 102 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,435 Keep it real. 103 00:06:30,887 --> 00:06:33,991 In Kazakhstan, lazy, greedy peasants 104 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:36,628 complain they must lift heavy weights 105 00:06:36,695 --> 00:06:38,594 and run for many hours. 106 00:06:38,661 --> 00:06:45,298 In America, stupid people pay money to do this. I look. 107 00:06:52,877 --> 00:06:54,341 Hello, Borat. 108 00:06:54,408 --> 00:06:56,041 - Hello. - Nice to meet you. 109 00:06:56,108 --> 00:06:57,742 - How are you? - Nice to meet you. 110 00:06:57,810 --> 00:06:59,279 Welcome to Ironworks. 111 00:06:59,347 --> 00:07:01,514 This is what you're going to do... watch me. 112 00:07:01,582 --> 00:07:05,583 Pull and extend, okay? The legs. 113 00:07:05,651 --> 00:07:07,251 On the machine, though. 114 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:10,020 No, on the machine. 115 00:07:13,362 --> 00:07:15,963 No, you have to come back in the position, all the way up. 116 00:07:17,467 --> 00:07:21,141 Put your legs under... under here. 117 00:07:21,209 --> 00:07:23,443 Up on top. Up on top. 118 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:24,945 Facedown. 119 00:07:25,013 --> 00:07:26,583 No, the way you were in the beginning. 120 00:07:29,388 --> 00:07:30,755 No. 121 00:07:30,822 --> 00:07:32,792 - And now I move up? - Yeah. 122 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:36,497 Facedown. 123 00:07:36,565 --> 00:07:39,399 Hold the handles, okay. 124 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:41,733 This is your position. You don't move from here. 125 00:07:41,801 --> 00:07:43,034 - Yes. - Okay. 126 00:07:43,101 --> 00:07:45,504 - It hurt my krum. - It hurts what? 127 00:07:45,572 --> 00:07:46,774 - My krum. - You're... 128 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:50,478 My testi sexual. 129 00:07:51,714 --> 00:07:54,517 - Your abdomen goes here. - Yes. 130 00:07:54,585 --> 00:07:58,955 The foot comes around into here. 131 00:07:59,023 --> 00:08:04,260 And you push it up, up, up, up. 132 00:08:04,328 --> 00:08:06,698 Like this. 133 00:08:06,766 --> 00:08:09,266 - So, then you're running. - Yes. 134 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:13,368 And stop. 135 00:08:14,739 --> 00:08:16,874 - Yes? - This is dangerous. 136 00:08:16,942 --> 00:08:18,709 No. 137 00:08:18,777 --> 00:08:20,213 I don't think you should try this one. 138 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,582 - It's too dangerous. - Yes. 139 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:24,618 Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. 140 00:08:24,686 --> 00:08:28,058 - You must walk. - Yes. 141 00:08:28,126 --> 00:08:29,660 Walk faster, faster. 142 00:08:29,728 --> 00:08:31,764 There you go, faster. 143 00:08:31,831 --> 00:08:33,168 There you go. 144 00:08:33,235 --> 00:08:36,236 Now, look straight ahead and just walk. 145 00:08:36,304 --> 00:08:40,042 - Yes. - Just walk. Walk. 146 00:08:40,109 --> 00:08:41,676 There you... see? Walk, though. 147 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:43,610 Keep walking. Walk, walk, walk. Don't stop. 148 00:08:43,677 --> 00:08:45,844 Faster. 149 00:08:45,912 --> 00:08:47,778 There you go. There you go. 150 00:08:47,846 --> 00:08:50,013 - Feel? - Yes, I feel. 151 00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:53,279 Good, relax and just walk. 152 00:08:53,346 --> 00:08:57,049 - Relax. - Stand up. There you go. 153 00:08:57,117 --> 00:08:58,619 - Now you're getting it. - Relax. 154 00:08:58,687 --> 00:09:01,052 Now show your people you're doing it. 155 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,153 - Don't stop. - Okay. 156 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:06,421 Wide, wide, wide. Oop. 157 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,266 In Kazakhstan, we say 158 00:09:13,334 --> 00:09:17,002 it make you feel like a real man when you shoot. 159 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:20,138 - It's a nice feeling. I enjoy it. - Yes, it feel good. 160 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:24,276 Your body feel... alive. 161 00:09:24,343 --> 00:09:26,981 Good, like a proper man. 162 00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:28,314 Especially when you're shooting a machine gun. 163 00:09:28,382 --> 00:09:30,015 - Yes. - Yeah. 164 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:32,617 - How many can it kill? - It's about 800 rounds per minute. 165 00:09:32,685 --> 00:09:36,924 Wawawiwa, is a good gun. 166 00:09:36,992 --> 00:09:38,760 8,000 per minute? 167 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:41,763 It mean you have many criminal try to you kill? 168 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:43,764 Yeah, you can just waste 'em. 169 00:09:43,832 --> 00:09:46,936 After I'm done with guns, I always go to the topless club. 170 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:50,240 Wawawiwa, I like very much, 171 00:09:50,308 --> 00:09:53,277 to shoot a gun and to see big, uh... 172 00:09:53,345 --> 00:09:55,479 And that would... yeah. That really sums it up. 173 00:09:55,547 --> 00:09:57,213 This is what a man should do. 174 00:09:57,281 --> 00:09:59,915 A man should be able to shoot a gun and enjoy... 175 00:09:59,983 --> 00:10:01,685 - And go look at naked women. - Yes. 176 00:10:01,753 --> 00:10:04,156 - Yes. - High five. 177 00:10:04,223 --> 00:10:08,092 In Kazakhstan, now they take 178 00:10:08,158 --> 00:10:12,458 very, very, very bad, evil criminal 179 00:10:12,526 --> 00:10:16,430 and they let you practice them 180 00:10:16,497 --> 00:10:19,766 in two of the gun club. 181 00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:24,300 - You think they should do here? - Oh, my word. 182 00:10:24,368 --> 00:10:27,435 - Oh, you guys are crazy. - Why not? 183 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:30,537 Oh, man, that's the craziest thing I ever heard. 184 00:10:30,605 --> 00:10:32,972 - You think... - I like it, but it's crazy. 185 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,439 - We execute people... - Borat: Yes. 186 00:10:34,507 --> 00:10:36,275 ...but the government has to do it. 187 00:10:36,343 --> 00:10:38,978 - Why can they not do it in a gun club? - It has to be... 188 00:10:39,046 --> 00:10:42,083 Well, there's probably no good reason why not. 189 00:10:42,153 --> 00:10:43,788 It would be fun. 190 00:10:43,856 --> 00:10:46,125 We don't... yes, it probably would be fun. 191 00:10:50,561 --> 00:10:52,465 Okay, come on through. 192 00:10:56,872 --> 00:10:59,407 How about I kick your ass, Osama? 193 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:03,211 Let's see here. 194 00:11:08,054 --> 00:11:10,287 Wawawiwa! 195 00:11:10,355 --> 00:11:13,689 You are real man! High five! 196 00:11:17,728 --> 00:11:20,664 Can you buy this gun for self-defense? 197 00:11:20,732 --> 00:11:24,002 It's possible. It's not easy to. 198 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,936 Can you buy antitank gun for self-defense? 199 00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:28,303 - You can. - Good. 200 00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:30,773 - In Texas. - Good. 201 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,566 Yo, science. 202 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,070 What is it all about? 203 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:48,008 Techmology, what is that all about? 204 00:11:48,076 --> 00:11:51,681 Is it good or is it whack? 205 00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:56,249 There is a bloke from round my hood, Staines, 206 00:11:56,317 --> 00:12:00,590 called Rainbow Jeremy, who reject everything to do with science. 207 00:12:00,658 --> 00:12:04,429 He just chill at home, he smoke his own homegrown, 208 00:12:04,497 --> 00:12:07,699 and check this... he don't have a telly! 209 00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:09,335 Mm-hmm. 210 00:12:09,402 --> 00:12:10,670 I ain't shittin' you. He don't have a telly. 211 00:12:10,738 --> 00:12:13,037 Yeah, he lives in a house, though, 212 00:12:13,104 --> 00:12:15,404 and that house is a product of technology. 213 00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:18,238 No, he ain't got no techmology in it. You can check out his website. 214 00:12:18,306 --> 00:12:19,506 - He ain't got nothing in there. - The house itself. 215 00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:22,073 - He's got a website. - He wears clothes, shoes. 216 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,508 - He eats food. - Ali: What? 217 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,848 Has "compooters" made our lives better? 218 00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:29,983 I don't think there's any question about it. 219 00:12:30,051 --> 00:12:34,120 Will "compooters" ever be able to work out 220 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:41,730 what 99999999999999999... 221 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:53,742 multiplied by 9999999... 222 00:12:53,811 --> 00:12:55,113 Yo, I ain't finished. You don't know what I was gonna say. 223 00:12:55,180 --> 00:13:04,696 9989999999.889988... 224 00:13:04,764 --> 00:13:11,573 99999999999999? 225 00:13:11,641 --> 00:13:12,975 The answer's yes. 226 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,978 The most powerful computer in the world today 227 00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:18,316 does 36 trillion operations a second. 228 00:13:18,384 --> 00:13:21,521 So would it be able to multiply... 229 00:13:21,588 --> 00:13:25,756 10-10-10-10-10- 10-10-10-10-10... 230 00:13:25,824 --> 00:13:26,858 - 10-10-10-10... - Yes. 231 00:13:26,926 --> 00:13:28,160 - 10-10-10... - Yes. 232 00:13:28,227 --> 00:13:30,995 - 10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10... - Yes. 233 00:13:31,063 --> 00:13:32,529 - 10-10-10-10. - Yes. 234 00:13:32,596 --> 00:13:33,999 - You don't know what I was gonna say. - Coates: Yes. 235 00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:36,066 Multiply... you don't even know. 236 00:13:36,134 --> 00:13:38,567 - 10-10-10-10-10-11... - Coates: It doesn't make any difference. 237 00:13:38,635 --> 00:13:40,837 - Molitor: Blink of an eye. - It doesn't make any difference. 238 00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:42,739 - ...13-14-18-19-28... - Whatever numbers you name... 239 00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,473 the computer will be able to handle it. 240 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:47,609 100-100-100-100-100- 100-100-100... 241 00:13:47,677 --> 00:13:50,112 - 100-100,000,000... - Yes, yes, yes. 242 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:53,716 - Thousand million. - Yes, whatever numbers you want... 243 00:13:53,784 --> 00:13:54,953 it will be able to multiply. 244 00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:57,490 - .999998? - Coates: Yeah. 245 00:13:57,558 --> 00:13:59,894 - Without blowing up? - Yes. 246 00:13:59,962 --> 00:14:01,629 Gonna move it on a little bit. 247 00:14:01,697 --> 00:14:06,638 - Where did men come from? - Men evolved out of lower species 248 00:14:06,705 --> 00:14:11,042 in the way that all the species evolved out of lower species. 249 00:14:11,109 --> 00:14:12,710 - This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. - What? 250 00:14:12,778 --> 00:14:14,310 If he wants to believe this happened, 251 00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:15,943 he's welcome to believe his grandpa came... 252 00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,977 was Lucy and came down from his tree or something, 253 00:14:18,045 --> 00:14:19,445 but that is pure religion. 254 00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,715 So, you sayin' we ain't come down from monkeys? 255 00:14:21,781 --> 00:14:23,281 No, monkeys are still having babies. 256 00:14:23,349 --> 00:14:25,285 Why don't they have another human today? 257 00:14:25,353 --> 00:14:28,056 We're Homo sapiens, and that's about eight steps down. 258 00:14:28,057 --> 00:14:30,338 - Wow, yo, I ain't. - I just want to make clear 259 00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:32,962 'cause this is going out on the TV or whatever, 260 00:14:33,029 --> 00:14:36,397 that I don't do that stuff. I ain't got nothing against it. 261 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:38,534 Oh, it's the "homo" that threw him off. 262 00:14:38,602 --> 00:14:40,136 - Explain that. - Yeah. 263 00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:43,339 It is a scientific nomenclature that describes who we are 264 00:14:43,407 --> 00:14:45,973 as part of a phyla, or a stream of... 265 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:48,776 you know, it goes hominid, hominoid... 266 00:14:48,843 --> 00:14:50,610 Yo, whatever, there's different names for it. 267 00:14:50,678 --> 00:14:52,310 Coates: We're all Homo sapiens. 268 00:14:52,377 --> 00:14:53,644 Coates: All humans would be considered Homo sapien. 269 00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:55,780 My wife is a Homo sapien, but that's not homosexual. 270 00:14:55,849 --> 00:14:59,074 - All right, respect. - Yeah, well, it's just a way 271 00:14:59,075 --> 00:15:01,789 - of describing who we are. - With that said, 272 00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:04,892 I just wanna make clear, yo, respect for comin' on. 273 00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:08,294 And I ain't gonna treat you differently now that that has come out. 274 00:15:08,362 --> 00:15:10,164 - You know, that's safe. - No, it has nothing to do... 275 00:15:10,232 --> 00:15:12,867 come on, now. You're confused here. 276 00:15:12,935 --> 00:15:17,269 Let's settle the confusion. All of people in the whole world, 277 00:15:17,337 --> 00:15:21,178 the biologists have in a group called "Homo." 278 00:15:21,246 --> 00:15:25,978 And the particular human group below that is "sapiens." 279 00:15:26,046 --> 00:15:30,752 And all that is Greek. It just means the Greek word for "man smart." 280 00:15:30,821 --> 00:15:34,892 - Yeah, a lot of them is very talented. - It has nothing to do with homosexuals. 281 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,629 It has nothing to do with the homos that you meet on the street. 282 00:15:37,697 --> 00:15:40,532 - Ali: A'ight. - It's an entirely different lingo. 283 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:46,003 But is you a... one of the homo lot? 284 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,368 I am a Homo sapien. I think all humans are Homo sapiens. 285 00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:52,506 - You are, too, okay? - Yo, yo. 286 00:15:52,574 --> 00:15:55,507 The term "homo" and "homosapien"... 287 00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:58,075 has nothing at all to do with sex. 288 00:15:58,143 --> 00:15:59,644 Ali: All right. 289 00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:03,580 Let's talk about when technology goes horribly wrong. 290 00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:06,252 Is there techmologies that you won't use? 291 00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:10,188 I try to avoid foods that have pesticide residues on them. 292 00:16:10,256 --> 00:16:13,595 No disrespect or whatever, but do you use a toilet 293 00:16:13,663 --> 00:16:15,562 or does you just drop one in the hole? 294 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:18,365 Of course I use a toilet, as I assume everybody here does. I hope. 295 00:16:18,432 --> 00:16:21,838 You'd use it, but would you flush? 296 00:16:21,906 --> 00:16:24,605 Certainly, yeah. Absolutely. 297 00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:29,277 So, would you use a toilet, or does you just drop it in a hole? 298 00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:31,497 Oh, I've been to quite a few countries where they don't 299 00:16:31,498 --> 00:16:33,650 have toilets and I'm very glad to get back to America. 300 00:16:33,718 --> 00:16:36,752 - So, would you flush? - Oh, sure. 301 00:16:36,819 --> 00:16:37,985 And I think you should have a septic system 302 00:16:38,053 --> 00:16:40,354 that's properly designed to handle the waste. 303 00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:42,923 You say that, but there is evidence 304 00:16:42,924 --> 00:16:45,424 backstage to the contrary. Was it you? 305 00:16:45,492 --> 00:16:46,828 I have no idea what you're talking about. 306 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,697 You know what I is talking about. 307 00:16:48,764 --> 00:16:51,530 - No, I have no clue. - The floater. 308 00:16:53,432 --> 00:16:56,168 Covering it with paper don't make it all right, yo. 309 00:16:56,236 --> 00:16:58,936 That goes for the rest of you, whoever it was. 310 00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:02,538 All right? I ain't pointing any fingers, but I does have my suspicions. 311 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,609 Well, I don't... it was not me, if that's what you're saying. 312 00:17:05,677 --> 00:17:07,526 I would not... if I understand what you're even 313 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,375 talking about, which I don't part of the time here. 314 00:17:09,443 --> 00:17:10,644 Yo, you know what I is talking about. 315 00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:12,748 'Cause if it was, then shame on you. 316 00:17:12,817 --> 00:17:15,414 I still... you're very confusing. 317 00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:18,051 Yo, I ain't pointing fingers, yo. 318 00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:21,188 But is you the one backstage who didn't flush? 319 00:17:21,255 --> 00:17:23,024 No, sir. 320 00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:25,060 Ali: You know what I's talking about 'cause... 321 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,828 If that's what you're talking about, why you would 322 00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:28,528 talk about that on a TV program blows my mind. 323 00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:29,997 Just saying, out of respect... 324 00:17:30,065 --> 00:17:32,135 we was all talking about respect or whatever. 325 00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:36,808 Whoever it was, and I ain't just... I don't care, let's just... 326 00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:39,313 - Well, then, go on to something else. - Ali: Let's put it to the side. 327 00:17:39,381 --> 00:17:43,351 But that ain't right. Shame on you. 328 00:17:43,419 --> 00:17:47,688 I didn't do it. Don't say shame on me. I didn't do anything. 329 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:50,257 Just wanna thank you all for coming on here. 330 00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:52,025 This was very interesting. 331 00:17:52,093 --> 00:17:55,795 Keep it real. Yo, respect. 332 00:17:55,863 --> 00:17:57,163 - Respect. - Respect. 333 00:17:57,230 --> 00:18:00,866 - Respect, respect. - Respect. 334 00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:04,400 Come in a bucket and me show you some real Smiley Culture. 335 00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:14,704 Diggity check yourself before you wreck yourself. 336 00:18:14,772 --> 00:18:19,606 I is here with none other than my man, Ralph Nader. 337 00:18:19,674 --> 00:18:25,247 Him be the Green Party presidential candidate 338 00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:26,915 in the year 2000. 339 00:18:26,983 --> 00:18:30,715 So, what is happening with the rain forests? 340 00:18:30,783 --> 00:18:33,217 They're being cut down very fast. 341 00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:35,252 But what's the big deal about rain forests? 342 00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:37,320 It's not like anyone's ever lived in them. 343 00:18:37,388 --> 00:18:40,391 Well, sure, you have a lot of native peoples who live in them. 344 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:43,259 But surely they would be well happy to get out of there. 345 00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:46,827 Must be crap living there. No Macky Ds, no KFCs, 346 00:18:46,895 --> 00:18:49,332 no way to drive around anywhere, 347 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,036 all these monkeys ploppin' on your head, 348 00:18:52,104 --> 00:18:53,270 who would want to stay there? 349 00:18:53,337 --> 00:18:55,939 You'd have to be absolutely mental. 350 00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:57,941 You wouldn't like it. 351 00:18:58,009 --> 00:19:00,276 But why would anyone want to live there 352 00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:05,445 with the risk of a monkey droppin' one on your head? 353 00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:07,047 Well, first of all, the monkeys aren't eager 354 00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:10,581 to search out these natives and plop on them. 355 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,584 Yeah, but it ain't impossible. 356 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,022 Uh, I've never heard of a case. 357 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:18,827 How should people out there lessen the amount 358 00:19:18,828 --> 00:19:22,365 - of electricity they use? - Well, there's a lot of waste. 359 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:24,700 You know, you leave your house or your flat, 360 00:19:24,768 --> 00:19:26,637 you leave the electricity on. 361 00:19:26,705 --> 00:19:30,409 Me sometimes get the electricity meter 362 00:19:30,477 --> 00:19:34,215 and me put, like, a coat hanger in one of de clogs, 363 00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:36,318 and that seems to stop it. 364 00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:38,919 Or you can use magnets and change the number. 365 00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:40,589 And then you can't turn the lights on, you mean? 366 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,328 No, you can't turn the lights on, but the numbers don't go up. 367 00:19:43,397 --> 00:19:46,298 Oh, yeah. That's rigging the meter, though. 368 00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:49,687 - Yeah, that's a violation. - So, do you think, 369 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,407 if it was legal, people should do that here? 370 00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:55,444 No, because it doesn't reduce the amount of electricity you use. 371 00:19:55,512 --> 00:19:57,547 So how come the number ain't going up? 372 00:19:57,615 --> 00:20:01,085 Because someone is interfering with the meter. 373 00:20:01,153 --> 00:20:03,055 All right, well, it's well easy to be negative. 374 00:20:03,122 --> 00:20:04,456 I was only trying to help you out. 375 00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:05,958 Right, no, I appreciate that. 376 00:20:06,026 --> 00:20:09,130 - Is natural gasses running out? - No. 377 00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:13,666 Why don't you get humanoids who make a lot of natural gas 378 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:17,510 to maybe squeeze one out into a box or something like that 379 00:20:17,576 --> 00:20:19,710 - Well... - and use that energy? 380 00:20:19,778 --> 00:20:22,580 Well, you already have tens of millions of cattle. 381 00:20:22,648 --> 00:20:26,388 But they haven't figured out how to put a box on their asshole. 382 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:35,302 Me name be Ralph Nader. Me gonna make an appeal. 383 00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:38,538 Homies, save the rain forests, a'ight? 384 00:20:38,539 --> 00:20:40,671 Keep it real. 385 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,939 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net